Peter: I think you're pretty ugly
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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi
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Patient: Doctor, I think I was bitten by a vampire
Doctor: Drink this glass of water
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks
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Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it
Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot
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Student: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not
Student: Good, because I haven’t done my homework
~live, love, laugh~
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