jahit-menjahit

ayuh belajar menjahit dengan opah!

_{bersama-sama kita menjadi wanita melayu terakhir =)}

congratulations

i would like to make a toast to d***a for her new job

though the future might not be better, it'll definitely be different

congratulations for making the change!

pleonasm

ple·o·nasm

n.

a. The use of more words than are required to express an idea; redundancy.
b. A superfluous word or phrase.

examples:

AC current
Alternating Current current

ATM machine
Automated Teller Machine machine

GMT time
Greenwich Mean Time time

HIV virus
Human Immunodeficiency Virus virus

LCD display
Liquid-Crystal Display display

PIN number
Private Identification Number number

attach together

circulated around

climb up

each and every

free gift

full satisfaction

good benefit

past experience

unexpected surprise

repeat again

last but not least...cuba try test ;p

tips: love search

if you can't find one yourself, get some help from the cupid..

--> cupid 1: your bestest buddies

"Anne...what do u think abt this guy? I think the look is somewhat your taste...betul ke? His bro in law kata budak ni baik... so Anne? nak kenal x ngan dia? if u need more details, i will help u"

--> cupid 2: speed dating

get a man/no man in 4 minutes

--> cupid 3: mummy and daddy (please let them know your selection criteria in advance; it's harder to say 'NO' once they've chosen one for you!)


GOOD LUCK!!

karok

if we go for karaoke, kelly clarkson's because of you is a must-sing


last week we also sang teman tapi mesra - ratu


and buttons - pussycat dolls


next time we must try this song --> makhluk tuhan paling seksi - mulan jameela



ahaks!

SRK

Shah Rukh Khan's Malaysian 'knighthood' postponed: official

"sorry guys, i'm too busy"

morse

•―•• • •― •―• ―•
―• • •――
― •••• •• ―• ――• •••
• •••― • •―• ―•―― ―•• •― ―•――

mari menyengal 2

Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you're pretty ugly

............

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi

............

Patient: Doctor, I think I was bitten by a vampire
Doctor: Drink this glass of water
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks

............

Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it
Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot

............

Student: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not
Student: Good, because I haven’t done my homework

~live, love, laugh~

expectations

being a perfectionist, i used to put high expectation in almost everything

then life became miserable and terribly painful everytime i failed, got rejected, neglected

one day i decided to give up, i gave up in expecting too much!

instead of setting high expectations, i now learn to expect less

i expect less from myself
i expect less from my job
i expect less from people
i expect less from friendship + love
i expect less from the future

as a result, i face less frustration and am seeing more pleasant surprises =)

i.e. I'M HAPPIER!

ini tidak adil!

"wah! best nih..kak anne nak masuklah pesona nona nih!"

"kak anne nak masuk ke? nanti ada audition blablabla spontan blablabla apa-apa rancangan TV3 blablabla depan camera"

*ketika itu, aku memang tengah excited gile and dah mula berangan sket2

"anne, awak tak boleh masuklah..dah terlebih umur!"

"WHAT?!"

Orang ramai yang berminat untuk menghadirkan diri ke ujibakat ini harus memiliki kriteria seperti:
1. mempunyai kelayakan sekurang-kurangnya sijil Diploma dari institut pengajian tinggi yang diiktiraf --> ada..
2. wanita berusia 17 hingga 25 tahun --> apakah? INI TIDAK ADIL!!
3. berstatus bujang --> yes, i'm single and ready to mingle
4. berwajah menarik (fotogenik & telegenik) --> hehehe..menarik la kot (telegenik tu ape?)
5. kebolehan bertutur dwi bahasa (bilingual) --> bley la sket2
6. memiliki tahap vokal yang mantap dan mampu untuk berkomunikasi dengan baik --> ishh mantap!
7. Peserta harus membawa salinan kad pengenalan, salinan sijil pendidikan dan gambar bersaiz pasport atau 4R ketika menghadiri sesi ujibakat --> gambar bersaiz A3 pun ada kalo nak

....

memamg tak adil..david letterman tu tua boleh je jadi pengacara =(

kkb drift

when uncle pie briefed us the rafting command, i was certain that i'll make it all haywire

"forward!" "back paddle!" "over right!" "over left!"

habislah....

i will need at least 2 seconds to differentiate which one is right, and which one is left using the following formula*:

RIGHT --> in english ade huruf 'I', in BM xde huruf 'I' --> KANAN
LEFT --> in english xde huruf 'I', in BM ade huruf 'I' --> KIRI

BUT it turned out ok, and of course FUN!! (x caya sila lihat gambar poyo kami)


at the end of the day, rasanya my left and right pun dh jadi reflex! hahahahh!!

_{*top secret}

rimmel is in town

been longing for the vinyl lip gloss =)

pengapit terkapit?

orang tua-tua cakap, "perempuan belum kawen tak elok jadi pengapit..nanti kawen lambat, takpun tak kawen langsung"

tapi ada jugak orang tua-tua yg lenient sket cakap, "takpe kalo nak jadi pengapit..tapi jangan lebih daripada tiga kali"

i've been a pengapit/bridesmaid/maid of honour once, and it was like four years back..come to think of it..


(*_*) err..betul ke?

(#_#) o ooooo..........musnahlah pelamin anganku


kahkahkah..takla..there's no such thing..jodoh kan di tangan Tuhan? all has been written..you just have to look for it la kan hehe..


(-_-)! say no to superstition!


_{PS. i believe there's a rational explaination behind these pengapit rules..maybe back then, it was not accepted that young, single ladies being exposed too much to the public kot..}

annenone goes private

sorry guys..

i've decided to make this blog private..so readers will be by invitation only..i know this will add extra steps for you to read this blog..logging in, typing your email add, password, waiting the new page to load blablabla

but i'm just not feeling good lately..sometimes my entries are a bit personal..and i don't want the whole wide world to know about it

"lerr..abis tu takyah la ada blog kalo camtu..tulis je la diary cik kak oi!"

yeah i know, that was what i thought before i even started this blog..i knew this will happen, sooner or later

to tell you the truth, blogging has somehow changed my life..i used to hate writing, but running my own blog makes me look forward to it everyday..i begin to appreciate life more, as every event/laughter/tears might be part of an entry, be captured and remembered by others, or at least by myself

this year, i've been following a few blogs and they have inspired me in many different ways..i always enjoy the liveliness and spontaneity of the entries, i admire these bloggers' intelligence, courage, passion, success in life..

unfortunately, i am just an extreme psycho with a not-so-smart, dull, uninteresting mind..so i'm afraid you'll have to expect that kind of stuff on my blog too

but if you insist to continue following this blog, please know that i greatly appreciate each and every second of your time reading it..thank you very much
_{~help me leave behind some reasons to be missed~}

virgin rider

can someone take me a ride on a motorcycle?
--> it will be my first time =)

doesn't have to be a fancy motorbike..a scooter or motor kapcai will do, provided that the following conditions are fulfilled

the ride shall include:
1. helmet with/without faceshield
2. speeding (within speed limit)
3. weaving in between cars in the traffic jam
4. emergency brake
5. corner baring (sket2 je)
6. putting on raincoat when it rains and continue riding, OR AT LEAST stopping under the bridge and wait till the rain stops pouring
7. me opening my arms in the air and jerit sesuka hati (preferably on a highway)

NOTE: mat rempit stunts are strictly not required

so, anyone up for the challenge?
VROOM, VROOM!!

~life is short (and fun!)~

babywearing

would you like to hold your baby closest to you at all times?
- while carrying shopping bags on both hands?
- while hoovering the floor?
- or while attending your other kids?

yes?? then, babywearing is the best solution for you!


for real/future mummy and daddy, wait no more! grab one for yourself at AidaFigs - Handmade with LOVE and enjoy every second your baby gets close, closer and closest to you

and for single ladies out there..teruskanlah berangan ye ;p

lost and 'found'

yeayy! finally, i've found this musical box..though it is not completely the same (different manufacturer, packaging), but it plays the same song as the one that i've lost months ago

they also have the one in acrylic box, which will sound better..however, since it was originally a gift, i need to get an exact, identical replacement
--> to preserve the memories ;p

sometimes, losing something means it's time to flip the page to a new chapter..for instance, i've lost my funky what-are-you-looking-at-sucka? phone pouch at the post office and the next day, i bought a new one - a classic and more mature design

earlier, i've lost my favourite watch and i ended up with three new watches hehehe..

you will notice that this lost and 'found' phenomenon happens in other aspects of life too..

so peeps, just let go of the lost, and embrace the fresh, new 'found' ya! =)

seeing is believing

does it really look like this on the inside?

let's see..
get a palm fruit

cut it into two

yup, it's the same

now i believe