want to know the true meaning of your nightmares? here are some interesting dream interpretations by the anti-cool
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Growing a tail Because you can’t grow beard
Sleepwalking You know exactly where you are going in your life
White cat Imminent kitty death forewarning
Books Read the fine print on all contractual agreements
City lights Possible botched laser eye surgery
Crossed fingers Bad luck awaits
Black clothing You're covered in good luck
Missing the bus You're on the right track, keep moving
Spiders You will be bitten by a spider the next day
Black cats Wear black for the next three days
Broken Mirrors You have multiple personalities
Fire Replace your home's red curtains with black curtains
Black and red stripes Cautious ally will seek your assistance
Black and white stripes Dangerous enemy within striking distance
Dying in your dream Time to wake up
Empty House It's quite possible, you have no brain
Puzzle pieces You are missing one crucial item
Dreaming in black & white Your brain cells are all dried up
Shadow You must keep an close eye on yourself
Skeletons You need more exercise
Webs Too much time spent on the internet
Garden A secret is best when kept a secret
Being invisible You have nothing to hide
Losing your head You don't need that appendage
Two headed cat Low self-esteem
Three headed cat Egotism
Four headed cat You are a megalomaniac!
DISCLAIMER: This glossary is not intended to diagnose or treat any disease, Illness, Malady, Gross Sicknesses, Nail-Biting, Cutting, Double-Jointedness, Nightmare Disorders, unspecified cases of Bipolar IV.72 Disorder, Single Manic Episodes, Severe Without Psychotic Features, Caffeine-Induced Sleep Disorder, Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder, Chronic Motor or Vocal Tic Disorder, Delusional Disorder, Dementia Due to Head Trauma, Night Terrors, Expressive Language Disorder, Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent or In Full Remission Mood Disorder NOS, Phase of Life Problem, Schizoaffective Disorder, Bedtime Pyromania, Reading Disorder, Insomnia Related to Axis II Disorder (COD2.1), Schizophrenia - Disorganized Type, Wicked Tongue Tourette's Disorder, and/or Stuttering. Not approved by the FDA.
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