nightmare glossary

want to know the true meaning of your nightmares? here are some interesting dream interpretations by the anti-cool Emily

Growing a tail Because you can’t grow beard

Sleepwalking You know exactly where you are going in your life

White cat Imminent kitty death forewarning

Books Read the fine print on all contractual agreements

City lights Possible botched laser eye surgery

Crossed fingers Bad luck awaits

Black clothing You're covered in good luck

Missing the bus You're on the right track, keep moving

Spiders You will be bitten by a spider the next day

Black cats Wear black for the next three days

Broken Mirrors You have multiple personalities

Fire Replace your home's red curtains with black curtains

Black and red stripes Cautious ally will seek your assistance

Black and white stripes Dangerous enemy within striking distance

Dying in your dream Time to wake up

Empty House It's quite possible, you have no brain

Puzzle pieces You are missing one crucial item

Dreaming in black & white Your brain cells are all dried up

Shadow You must keep an close eye on yourself

Skeletons You need more exercise

Webs Too much time spent on the internet

Garden A secret is best when kept a secret

Being invisible You have nothing to hide

Losing your head You don't need that appendage

Two headed cat Low self-esteem

Three headed cat Egotism

Four headed cat You are a megalomaniac!

DISCLAIMER: This glossary is not intended to diagnose or treat any disease, Illness, Malady, Gross Sicknesses, Nail-Biting, Cutting, Double-Jointedness, Nightmare Disorders, unspecified cases of Bipolar IV.72 Disorder, Single Manic Episodes, Severe Without Psychotic Features, Caffeine-Induced Sleep Disorder, Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder, Chronic Motor or Vocal Tic Disorder, Delusional Disorder, Dementia Due to Head Trauma, Night Terrors, Expressive Language Disorder, Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent or In Full Remission Mood Disorder NOS, Phase of Life Problem, Schizoaffective Disorder, Bedtime Pyromania, Reading Disorder, Insomnia Related to Axis II Disorder (COD2.1), Schizophrenia - Disorganized Type, Wicked Tongue Tourette's Disorder, and/or Stuttering. Not approved by the FDA.

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